Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: China
I don't care about the way it's drawn, I care about the storyline. unless its really, really, really crappy. unless it's funny, or a good game.
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"I get the point of never being able to play the"
game once your dead, but there's a reason in real life video game companies don't do that.
Let's say I bought Mass Effect for $50, and I die during a mission, then it turns out I can never play the game again since Shepard is dead.
It wouldn't sell becase people want to finish their effing games they paid money for.
Even though this is free, the lack of being able to play still pisses me off. Artistic value can go take a hike if it prevents games from being fun.
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The whole "AWESOME GAME COMES OUT, OH WAIT IT DIDN'T, APRIL FOOLS" joke is old. What would have been funny, if you gave us an actual level then did the April Fools joke., and told us in the description it was the full game.
I give you a 4 for effort though.
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That's all I can say.
Why am I giving this 8 stars? if you people actually read the description, this was a parody of how bad submissions are created, and thanks to some of you 13 year olds, some of them have decent scores (even though what they considered bad submissions are their opinion, I'm sure there were bad submissions with good scores out there)
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I like challenges, so this game has a difficulty that i can accept.
But I have only one complaint, Its too damn hard to get the ending with brains, the queen ant just crushes you before you can complete the process.
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Even the update doesn't make it that playable.
Try adding checkpoints, that way, every time I die, i don't have to start over again.
That part is really annoying.
But other than that, this could be a good game.
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First, I don't know if you put it there intentionally, but I lose fuel even in the air.
Why the heck would the IndestructoTank use fuel in the air?
Second, you took out the combos= fuel system, the chances of me or anybody else getting up to 75 combos is impossible, because none of us can get enough fuel for it. Also, getting to 90ft seems impossible since no aircraft can get up there, since the tank can't because it usually explodes before I can propell it high up.
Otherwise, it's a good game.
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"Once again, he gets shot by his friend."
Let me guess, you're going to make a third one in 2010 to show the conclusion?
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But while I was at the final age, it suddenly went back to the first age and d froze up.
Really Bad bug.
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I could have enjoyed it, but it lagged too much.
A recommendation, google some Flash Tutorials, or ask some experienced Flash actionscripters on the BBS Flash/Programming Forums for some help with your flash.
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the ones that you really made me laugh at were the accent, the way we say Z and the fact we got Celine Dion.
For the Accent, it`s the result when you mix American accent with British Accent.
The way we say Z: it`s stupid, nuff said.
And the fact we got Celine Dion: why the fuck did god have to give us this bitch?
in overall, thank you for the animation, and thank you Werid Al for the funny song.
PS: if the above didn`t give major hints, i`m canadian.
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