Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: China
I don't care about the way it's drawn, I care about the storyline. unless its really, really, really crappy. unless it's funny, or a good game.
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"I get the point of never being able to play the"
game once your dead, but there's a reason in real life video game companies don't do that.
Let's say I bought Mass Effect for $50, and I die during a mission, then it turns out I can never play the game again since Shepard is dead.
It wouldn't sell becase people want to finish their effing games they paid money for.
Even though this is free, the lack of being able to play still pisses me off. Artistic value can go take a hike if it prevents games from being fun.
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The whole "AWESOME GAME COMES OUT, OH WAIT IT DIDN'T, APRIL FOOLS" joke is old. What would have been funny, if you gave us an actual level then did the April Fools joke., and told us in the description it was the full game.
I give you a 4 for effort though.
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That's all I can say.
Why am I giving this 8 stars? if you people actually read the description, this was a parody of how bad submissions are created, and thanks to some of you 13 year olds, some of them have decent scores (even though what they considered bad submissions are their opinion, I'm sure there were bad submissions with good scores out there)
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