And needless to say, I'm back at New York, since Toronto is now a smoking crater...again.

Note to self, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER try running Crysis on very high without a computer comparable to one made from NASA.

I'd show you some pictures, but all of my electronics are fried, the laptop I'm posting on is so god damn cheap, it needs to be plugged in at all times.

Considering I just butchered an entire building of incompetent email providers, which in this case, is Yahoo Canada.

So, I have to go, and....OH SHIT THE COPS!

Wait what?

They WANT to ruin their lives financially and emotionally trying to take care of a baby only under welfare?

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5: Induce a paradox in the robots

Any kind of paradox would do, like the Grandfather's Paradox, or tell them something that they are going against their programming or something similar.

4:Make the robots Windows-only and don't install firewalls
Obviously, they suffer from a virus from some hacker who would think the robots were some unsuspecting saps.

3: Never make smart AI for the robots
Obvious for the obvious reasons, the invasion wouldn't happen in the first place.

2: Make the AI friendly to humans
That way, they can solve problems us humans have never figured out until they came along!

1: Put a gigantic OFF button in a military bunker, guarded by only humans, and it would override the robots' primary functions and shut them down and the robots couldn't get rid of the option.

That way, we can shut them off before they do major damage and/or the public finds out.

Two weeks from now, I'll leave high school an educated man, and get into a good college.

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

Subconcious: Sorry people, he's hyped over the fact he's graduating, it might take him a while to realize that he's not going to be visiting here for a while in college.

Time to put on my hardhat with flashlight on top, handheld navigation system, and look through the basement for a SNES game I have.

The Legend of The Mystical Ninja.

Awesome game, but now, the trouble is looking through all those N64, SNES, NES, Master System and Genesis games.
My father's brother was an avid gamer, sent all of his games and systems to here when he was done with them since he doesn't know anybody else who has a son/daughter who likes video games.

Look! Kirby and clones made a triangle!

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Supposed to be the lower thirties in Celsius this weekend and next week (80s farenheit for you Americans) , but they included the fact its going to be as humid as FLORIDA during that time.

In reality, somewhere from the upper thirites to the lower forties (100s in the farenheit scale)

This gets any hotter and we'll get apples baking on the trees.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, AIR CONDITIONER, NOT WORKING, SELF-EXPLANATORY FROM HERE.

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(.... )> Looks likes the heat wave gotten Kirby.

Uh, Kirby? Mind rolling over? Kirby? Kirby?!?!
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<( X X< ) OH MY GOD THE HEAT KILLED KIRBY!

Ew, crap droppings.

This was supposed to be my birthday present, but due to the fact my uncle's boss wouldn't give him a raise until way after that, this makes up for it.

Now I can afford all those games and/or(if needed) Wii*!

* If supplies last

Mcjesus of the Democratic Party.

If he is elected, He will promise 40 days and 40 nights of non-stop Mudkips and Magikarps to rain down upon the front page. In his celebration of victory, all submissions shall be blammed, in a blaze of infinite fury.

To start off his political career, he shall bring forth a preview button, so people know what the hell they're posting. He will increase the image size, because 150k is NOT ENOUGH.

He will bring back ANIMATED SIGNATURES and OTHERS. Y'know, user icons, banners and so on.

This message brought to you by the Democratic Party.

It was working fine yesterday, because I made a audio cd last night, but now, it's refusing to write anything now!

And I tried 5 different CDs, and I can burn them on my regular computer, so it's not the CDs.

I have some important stuff on my laptop, and I'm trying to back it up, but now my laptop is acting like a god damn woman!